On Being an Adult

Why? Oh, why did I ever think being an adult was going to be so wonderful? Today is the fifth day of summer vacation, and I have not been able to sleep past 8:30! That's so ridiculous. I don't want to sleep all day, but it would be nice to sleep until mid-morning.

What they should tell you as a kid is that adults have bills to pay, rarely live in the same neighborhood as their best friends, and worst of all can't sleep past 8 am even when they want to!