Ways to Start the Day

A. Wake up 35 minutes before your alarm goes off after sleeping for 6.5 hours.

B. Skip breakfast. You're out of milk, and you don't feel like making eggs.

C. Lock yourself out of the house on the day your roommate won't return until after dark.



My choice? D. All of the above.




Actually, I can't complain about today. Student behavior wasn't bad--no one left condoms in my room (that was yesterday) or asked me inappropriate questions. I didn't have to deal with any crisis situations, and I actually accomplished quite a few things during my prep. The best part about today is that it officially starts my weekend because I'm not going to school tomorrow! Wooooohoooooooo!